he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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