Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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