where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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