Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
