I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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