this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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