**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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