It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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