How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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