Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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