you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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