Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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