girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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