That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am spending my child support on dildos
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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