Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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