i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How's work?
Spinning.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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