I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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