That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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