U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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