Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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