That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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