Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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