Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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