Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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