Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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