im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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