READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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