im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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