Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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