As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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