on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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