There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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