All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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