Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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