But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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