a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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