Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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