I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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