I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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