While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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