the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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