I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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