You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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