Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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