But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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