Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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