I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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