So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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