Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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