Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
false alarm. still invincible.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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