im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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