I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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