You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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