i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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