awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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