I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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