She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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